FPD

Fat pussy disorder

A truly harrowing disorder that renders a someone with an unbelievably FAT PUSSY. Just absolutely OBSESE

Guys, I was just diagnosed with FPD. Pray for me. :,,(

FPD

Fake Plastic Dick; Strap-on ; lesbian penis; dildo

I thought I was straight but after taking that dyke’s FPD I’m not so sure anymore.

FPD

Fucks per day.

Based upon the internet meme of "Look at all the fucks I give", the abbreviation is a covert use of expressing your blissful apathy to whatever situation may arise.

Boss: 'You really need to work on improving your performance.'
Me: 'But, I have maintained a 0 fpd since 1980'
Boss: 'FPD?'
Me: 'Fucks per day ... I give 0 fucks per day'

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FPD

Frozen penis disorder. Occurs when running outside on a very cold day, ones penis get extremely cold and changes colors. Victims of this disorder experience extreme pain when defrosting their manhood in the shower.

I was running outside in the snow yesterday and got FPD! My dick turned white!

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FPD

Fatty Pimpin Daddy

I am fpd

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fpd

Scientific notation for "Faps per day"

This new fetish of mine has increased my fpd to 5!

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FPD

“Franklin Panty Dropper”

Frat boy that goes to Chapel Hill that is an absolute hammer and makes all girls wet.

Wow this guy is making me so wet; he’s an FPD.