ftit

A baisermouillé (onomatopoeic initialism) for "Fart Trapped In Thong." It is both a word made from the initials, and (supposedly) the sound made by said flatulence.

As she stepped in front of the interview panel, her nervous stomach and lucky undies conspired to make the tiniest "ftit."

FTIT

stands for: Floating Turd In Throat

can be the result of eating too many spinners.... usually a result of RBYOA (Rejection by your own ass) Syndrome.

How do you know if you are a victim of FTIT?
- Abdnormal lumps in the left side of the throat- usually preceded by jaundice
-Interesting shitty like after-taste directly following the consumption of anything that contains splenda.
-The effects can be subdued by chugging life water, best results if you drool on yourself or splash some in your left cornea.
WARNNNNIIIINNNGGGG: If you believe that you are a victim of FTIT DO NOT CONSUME A SPINNER- Secondary Side-effect: Death. If you need help coping with the inability to cleanse your colon with a spinner everyday please call 1-888-BennyLava.

While working on the double helix Rosalind Franklin (aka the original gay man) consumed one too many a spinner- she became the original FTIT victim- she then won the world in your pocket award priority sealed by the president and became the spokesperson for the National FTIT society slogan: "DISCO EVERYONE!"

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