fuck you in

Going to tuck your girlfriend/wife/significant other in for bed but getting turned on and banging her instead.

Girl 1: "I was really tired last night and my boyfriend carried me up to bed to tuck me in but got a boner and ended up banging me!"
Girl 2: "Oh my god! Did he fuck you in?"
Girl 1: "Yeah! And he gave me an Armenian Noodle Dip !"

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A desperate mating call.

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A very polite way to introduce yourself, greet someone, or say goodbye. Teachers love it but often raise their voice for some reason

“Fuck you Mr. Johnson when is our quiz?”

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A term used to say you strongly hate or dislike someone. You mostly say it to someone you are upset with, or someone you hate.

Tony: Jordon should stop helping with the project he is messing everything up.
Jack: ya, I don't like that guy
Jordon:Fuck you! Tony and you too Jack!

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Fuck you

A means of communicating with your ex, without involving the solicitors.

Her: "I want the house, car and kids"
Him: "Fuck you"

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