FUKT

Post Office slang for fragile items that have, possibly deliberately, been smashed. Failed Under Kinetic Testing.

This Dambusters clock plate's came from the main sorting office and it looks like it's FUKT.

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fukt

To be completely ruined; to have reached an items scrap value; no longer of any use.

Man, my shoulder is completely fukt, i gotta be careful who i shoot in future.

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fukt

fucked up
fucked

thats fukt up

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Git fukt

Essentially the same as "get rekt" but takes it up to the next level. Meant to be used to challenge others again once they've already been destroyed so that you may destroy them again and assert your dominance.

Gamer 1: "GIT FUKT NERD!"
Gamer 2: "Alright, this time I'm gonna destroy you."

Get Fukt Idiot

To get fukt idiot.

Guy 1: Damn I accidently stepped on a mushroom!
Guy 2: *whispers in his ear* Get Fukt Idiot.

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go'n git... fukt

Created back in the day, by the wasted fucks, JD & Doddy. Simplified (drunk) version of "go and get fucked!"

Basically means a harsh refusal to an offer or proposal.

Minger#1: hey JD, wanna get a drink?
JD: GO'N GIT!...
*heard from across the pub*
Doddy: FUKT!
Minger#1: *sooks and runs away*

SUCCESS!

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ass-fukt

1. Past tense of an anal sex encounter.
2. Painfully wronged by the opposite sex.
3. Unfairly crossed.

1. Cindy is a sexual freak, so I ass-fukt her.

2. She took everything! I really got ass-fukt!