Text slang like "lol" or "fml", Pronounced "foot- ee" Stands for "Fuck you, that's why." Often used when someone asks a rhetorical, unanswerable, or stupid "why" question.
Grandma: "Why did you throw up in my shoe?"
Cat: " Cuz Futy."
Fucking + Cutie= Futie
Instead of saying your really cute or your so fucking cute, you say your a futie :)
The word futie was first founded in 2008 Toronto Canada by a Vinthu.
Futie can be said infront of parents and teachers
The word is very short and doesnt take too long to type either
The word futie shall spread soon
IF there are more then one overly cute people, you says futies
Sanjana: blah blah blah yappinggg l
Joshua: goshh Sanjana your a futie !
Sanjana: Huh?
Joshua: a futie; a fucking cute :$
Sanjana: ohh awhh thanks thats cute :)
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Someone who puts on a fake face to say thank you, when they are visibly unsatisfied with your deed. Often at times when being served by a form of customer service.
When a thank you, really seems like a fuck you.
Today a lady waited quite a while for her coffee while I was working at the cafe. She started being a cow about how slow we were taking, but before she left she sarcastically said thank you. What a dumb futy!
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A surprise attack to someones rectal area with a wooden stick.
I was sitting in class when all of a sudden, John gave me a futi with his Husky Pencil. I later got him back with a futi while he was peeing in the yernal. I snuck up behind him with a plunger.
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Racial Slur for a certain female named Futant.
Damn Futies!
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