Fabiowned

Derived from the name of Italian model Fabio and the word owned, Fabiowned is the action of being accidentally hit in the face or head (owned) by a flying bird while walking or sitting on a ride at a theme park.

Just as we were pulling into the unloading station on the Matter Horn, a fucking bastard of a crow came in at the speed of light and owns my fucking face. My twin brother couldn't help yelling out, "You just got Fabiowned fucker". I realized I got blood all over my new Turtle neck, fanny pack and croc's. Fuck my life.