facebible

Anyone, usually highschool girl, who obsesses over facebook.com. They will update their status every 30 minutes and have 300 plus pictures. If anybody surpasses 1000 comments then they are considered a facebible. Facebible is worshipped by many people across the world. They "keep in touch" with their friends as often as possible.

(face bible Guy 1)~ "Hey man, can I check my facebook, the notifications must be overflowing."

(regular Guy 2)~ "Don't you mean your facebible, you worship that fucking site dont you?"

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FaceBed

Where are so tired you're face hits the bed and you are asleep

I am going to Facebed when I get home

facebate

When utilizing Facebook as a medium to masterbate to various pictures, videos etc. of your friends

There was a very hot photo tagged on facebook and I facebated to it.

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Facebate

A word used to describe the action of using Facebook habitually for no reason other than to occupy one's fingers.

Generally speaking, I facebate most mornings..

Facebating

Masturbating to pictures of Facebook friends.

I was Facebating all last night.

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Facebating

Facebating is one guy is so desperate for a girl he jacks off to her facebook pictures.

Many guys were Facebating to girls at there school

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Facebeer

Enjoying a beer while having a facetime conversation with a friend on a cellphone.

The other day I had a Facebeer with a friend while we chatted on facetime.

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