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the access of a Facebook account by a third party, unknown to the account's owner, which alters and adds humiliating or otherwise derogatory words to the account's profile for the purpose of a prank. The act usually takes place between friends after one leaves their Facebook account logged in.
"Aw man, someone totally Facebook raped me...my only interest is 'dildoing menholes' now. I gotta log off next time I leave the library."
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When facebook "upgrades" a service that you were used to and comfortable with and forces you to permanently use a new, less convenient one with no say in the matter.
This violation is reoccurring and requires no consent on the part of the facebook user.
Also, facebook has no actual support service so complaints of facebook rape go unanswered (sort of like claims of rape in certain neighborhoods in Camden New Jersey)
Shit! The latest facebook rape combined my photo selection, message manager, and poke button into a new clusterfuck of programming that keeps stalling and shutting down! Fuck you Zukerberg!
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When someone gloms onto your thread, not comprehending the social cues you are giving off that clearly explain that you are completely uninterested in what they are posting about repeatedly.
Stephanie was facebook raped by Melissa with her "it's all about ME" stories.
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When a person, most likely an acquaintance or coworker, forces you to add them on Facebook againat your will. This is usually done by excessive nagging accompanied by texts and/or emails reminding you to accept the request. If you deny the request, you will be forced to deal with them reminding you constantly that you "must not be friends", which you usually aren't.
"Lisa Facebook raped me today. She told me she would hide all my paperclips if I didn't accept her request."
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Someone posting repeatly on someone elses profile, to a stupid extent resulting in the user recieving a billion emails and their computer possibly blowing up
Alex: *post 35 wall comments onto lucy's facebook at once*
Lucy: Agh WTF? I'm being Facebook raped!!!
Alex: sniggers
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When a person use the poke function on facebook on you.
Person 1: ''i am gonna facebook rape that fucker'' 'click'
Person 2: 'logs in to facebook'
Person 2: ''OMG no iv'e been facebook raped!
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When one leaves ones facebook profile on unwittingly and 'friends'or otherwise change ones staus or comment on people page to make you look an idiot/pervert/sick freak etc
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an excuse to write something and shrug it off as someone else's devious work.
e.g 1
Ryan's Status
Ryan: is gay and loves men up the bum bum yum yum...and smells
two hourslater,
Ryan: OH SH**INGMOTHER*%$*£R someones changed my status...I've been facebook raped!!
e.g 2
mate 1: why the hell did you write 'i love you' on my wall last night?
mate 2: erm... oh bother.. ive been facebook raped..
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