Facio

really sweet and caring guy. Always one with the girls but also can be very awkward. Hes cute but also the sexiest thing youll ever see.... He thinks of others before himself. Most definelty a cuddler. Protective of the ones hes close with cares alot about people. Not a fuck boy but also not one to be commited.

"Girllll have you seen new guy? Facio, god hes hot"

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facio pupas

Latin, 'I make dolls'
or alternatively, 'I do little girls'

Originating in a Latin Bowl type event now infamous in Latin clubs purportedly across the nation, the scene begins in a quiet room, wherein a panel of judges, and three team, one from Nebraska, one from Missouri i think, and one from Virginia.

Judges ask a question that has now been lost to time.

All three teams stare a each other, none knowing a definate answer.

One student from the Nebraskan team buzzes in, and everyone stares at him, mostly because he was chosen for his ability to occupy a chair, not to answer questions.

Student: "Facio pupas?" intended to mean "I make dolls", which was wrong anyway.

Everyone, including the judges, burst into laughter, all except the stick-up-their-bum Virginians, who are all indignant at the thought of humor in a classroom setting.
Everyone immediately heard the students answer as the more common translations "I do little girls".

Now, in any Latin-related setting, answering a question with "Facio pupas?" is the quivelent of "I don't know."

"Ubi habitas?"

"Facio pupas?"

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flocci facio

Latin for "I don't give a shit." It directly translates to "I make a tuft of wool (of that situation)," essentially meaning "I make nothing of this."

"Yo I saw your ex hooking up with someone at the bar tonight"
"Flocci facio bro, that bitch was crazy"

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flocci non facio

Latin.
I don't give a damn!

Loser: I'm broke! Well at least I can depend on my best friend, right?
Friend: Flocci non facio!

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julio s. facio

A ficticious Hispanic moniker used to indicate the degree to which one is intoxicated (i.e. s-faced. . . s-facio)

"Dude, I'm totally S facio-ed!"
"Are you with julio? Yeah, and we're completely S. Facio-ed!"

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Fac quod dico, non quod facio

"Fac quod dico, non quod facio" is Latin for "do as I say, not as I do".

It is often recited in any 1 of the 30 bars in the House of Commons.

Binge-drinkers' brains have to work harder to feel empathy for other people in pain.

Cicero: "The more laws, the less justice."
Potbelly Hillbully: "Fac quod dico, non quod facio."