your man, who isn't really your man but is also your man
when you are in the "talking phase" or hooking up with a boy and don't know what to call him, he is your fake man
girl: My fake man invited me over, should I go?
or
girl: I think I am going to take Roger to date party
friend: Wait I thought you were dating Paul?
girl: Nah Paul's just my fake man
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A man who goes by the name Ryan Bassett, who drives around London in a black London taxi cab. He fucks women by bribing them with a free ride. You know its the fake taxi man as heโll say โwhereโd you wanna go luvโ you when you get in his cab.
I saw your Sister getting fucked by the fake taxi man in the back of his black cab
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A stupid moron and abusive moderator who everyone hates
Did you see that Fake Wizard Man, what a jerk
A fake man is a man that does not cry
men that cry = real men
Men that dont cry = fake men
Jimmy: you are stupid
bob: *holds back tears*
Jimmy: omg you are a Fake man!!!
Bob: why?
Jimmy: you held back your tears!