Fakenant

A large lady with a big tummy that looks pregnant but isn't - often seen on the London Underground

You are sitting on the tube and suddenly see a lady with a large tummy you have to keep looking to try and decide if they are actually pregnant or just Fakenant. The dilemma you find yourself in is whether or not to offer them your seat and end up in an embarrassing situation if they are in fact Fakenant!

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fakenency

Someone who pretends to be pregnant, either in real life or online. Some fakenecies will go so far as to gain weight to look pregnant or photoshop positive pregnancy tests into pictures as "proof". Fakenencies usually end in a tragic "miscarriage".

"OMG did you hear Taylor's pregnant?!"
"Whatever, she's been 'pregnant' 3 times this year. It's a total fakenency."

faken

someone who is fake as fuck and does not know till they are told.

William: Your a faken. you should know. you were always fake.

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Faken Baby Syndrome

Stage two of a fakenancy carried to term. Victims of this disease feel the need to claim to be mothers when they aren't, and usually go so far as to steal pictures of other peoples children. The most susceptible to this disease are children between the ages of 13 and 17.

"This is my daughter! *insert picture here*"
"Uh, I just Googled baby and that picture came up. You need help with your Faken Baby Syndrome."

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