fanger

1. Used as a disparaging term used to describe a vampire. 2. The only acceptable usage is if it's used by a vampire especially when speaking to another vampire.

1. Cletus: Git, fanger, nobody wants you round here, breathin' all the human beans air!

2. Eric: fanger, you whooped on that white girl, Sookie Stackhouse.

Bill: nah, fanger, that's just a hole I use to get that good-good, the OG red sauce, not that fake-ass True Blood shit.

fanger

a lad who prefers the company of a mot rather than being chill with fellow lads. a fanger may be labelled as such due to displaying a sly or secretive attitude concerning his womanising ways to the lads, and will in most cases be made an example of.

facebook status by jilted lad friend: "james, the fanger, is on a date right now. Fang. Er."

comment: "we're one short for a footie match thanks to john and his bird...he's such a fanger."

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fanger

Arkansas slang for 'finger'

Hey, Cledus, come see if my fanger is infected.

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fanger

A drink consisting of a shot of cherry whiskey and a shot of Jack Daniels mixed with ice and cola. Usually the ice is scooped out of the drink and then hammered back.

Do you want to order a couple of fangers when we get into the pub?

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fanger

reference to a womans genitals. Especially if they are unclean or unwashed.

"i dont want to know about the yeast infection in your fanger"

"I must shave my fanger"

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fanger

one who fangs.

Look out - that pood's a fanger.

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Fangerous

An adjective typically used to describe Vampires, Werewolves, Zombies, girls who bite you, and any vicious animal. It derives from the two words "dangerous" and "fang."

"Damn, that Jessica is Fangerous! She keeps biting random boys!"

"Oh woooww, That Bill Compton is so fangerous, I love how he looks when his fangs are out."

Oh geez! It's a snake! Be careful man! Those things are fangerous!"

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