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Fanistons

Deluded, irrational fans of the actress Jennifer Aniston. Usually middle-aged housewives, they firmly and mistakenly believe that Aniston is a beautiful, talented actress. Fanistons hate Angelina Jolie with a passion as they (still!) blame her and her hypnovagina for breaking up Aniston's marriage to Brad Pitt.

"The only reason Jen hasn't won an Oscar like that slut Whorelina! is that she's too good and pure to fuck her way up the ladder." -- An actual quote from a Faniston

"Christ, you should see the Fanistons screaming about 'BLACKFACE' over on justjared in an attempt to get people riled up. Yeah, whatever, beeyotches." -- An actual quote from a normal humanbeing

by 890 July 19, 2007

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Fanistons

Fanatical, extremely devoted fans dedicated to The actress Jennifer Aniston. They believe she deserves amazing things and is a beautiful person. They are extremely proud of her accomplishments. The fanistons (fandom) has grown larger and larger every year.

The fanistons blew up Twitter when they saw Jennifer Aniston on their television screen.

"I love the fanistons, they're quite loyal and adorable I must say" -Jennifer Aniston

by Skylar Jade March 7, 2015

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fanistons

beautiful, kind fans of the talented jennifer aniston. they usually are very popular and see the good in people!

i love the fanistons they’re amazing!

by tvdfan05 June 22, 2020


faniston

one of the best fandoms out there, who love the most beautiful and perfect actress aka Jennifer Aniston.

I’m a faniston!

by _lara.tomlinson November 28, 2021