fannaby

A female member of the generally all male Clannaby Group. As well as owning a Fanny, they are distinguished by their overdeveloped sense of humour, beaming smile and general all round "fitness". The Fannaby tends to prefer the company of older men and is the acknowledged weak spot for the Pollaby, who is known to worship anything that owns a Fanny. Perhaps the only negative of a Fannaby is it's speaking voice. Known to resemble the sound of high pitched broken glass, the harsh scouse intonations of the Fannaby can instantly shatter any feelings of excitement.

Steve told me he saw this gorgeous girl at the bar but unfortunately when she opened her mouth she turned out to be a Fannaby