Fart Bar

A granola bar, Power Bar, Clif bar or any other kind of snack or meal replacement bar that gives you gas shortly after you eat it.

Todd: On a lighter note...
Scott: No, I'm having homolunch. Fuck.
Todd: Fart bar and a V8?
Scott: Yup.

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No-Fart Bar

When you cannot fart, like on a date or in public, usually makes your stomach ache and make noises...

The no-fart bar was on last night during my first date with Stacey, my stomach hurt and I farted for a fort night when I got home.

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