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By farting louder a person is using passive-aggressive violence to position himself as dominant, this intimates women and lesser males to not release as much flatulence and thus women and lesser males fearing for their safety don't release fart as loud as a sign of submissiveness.
Fart dominance asserted!
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A relationship state in which one person is dominating the other person by being able to openly fart whenever, wherever, as loud and as smelly as they want to, while the other person is absolutely not allowed to fart at all.
Look at Brian farting away shamelessly in front of his new girlfriend, he has established tremendous fart dominance!
When you fart louder than someone else or simply have the power and unspoken confidence to let one rip, loudly and proudly. Therefore, establishing dominance above all else in the room, who are too embarrassed to embrace the holy cloud of stank.
Guy 1: Dude, yesterday I did the hugest fart and established fart dominance over my cousins while they were over.
Guy 2: WTF
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