Farting in a Bottle

the only joy I have left. It makes a distinct sound that you must hear to believe.

Damn, I can't afford cable anymore, time to increase my farting in a bottle quotient.

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you have farted in a bottle

it's an albanian-kosovar idiom meaning to fail to the ground.

avdia: I am such an unlucky person!
you: yeah, dude. you have farted in a bottle.

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fart bottle

When a person farts, then uses a bottle-like container to suck up the fart and seal it for a later use. Usually to unleash the stench into somebody's face.

"Dude, I've been saving this fart bottle for 3 hours now, waiting for David"

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Floating around like a fart in a bottle

Having absolutely no purpose or use.

I can’t stand John at work. He spends all day floating around like a fart in a bottle while the rest of us are grafting.