Fartphone

A fartphone is a type of smartphone that is slow, cheap, and oudated and just sucks.

An example of a fartphone is the T-Mobile Mytouch Q because it is a low-end "smartphone" that is really slow and just not a good phone.

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fartphone

when you fart publicly, and blame it on the sound of your phone vibrating

Hey Dan, did you just fart?
No dude, it was my phone.
...2 minutes later
Dan totally fartphoned.

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Fartphone Zombie

Somebody who uses their "smart"-phone for system-critical activities,

without realizing they can be observed through their fartphone 24/7/365.
Also a synonym for smartphone zombies, who are isolating themselves from
their physical surroundings and don't realize anymore what's going on around
them, because they are so submerged in the cloud matrix enslaving their souls.

Fartphone zombies really try to organize an coup d'état from their

fartphones, guaranteeing their surveillance by the state 24/7/365.