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The art of using your hands to position your butt cheeks to achieve the best possible sound from a fart
Girlfriend - That was a very tuneful fart... it sounded like a flute
Me - Yeah... I was fartuning
A beautiful Wonderfull and a truly amazing person, fartun has the power to seduce any man with her looks but choses not to cause her hearts pure and no guy is worthy unless she has deemed you worthy enough, if you come across a fartun Don't let her go, MARRY HER
Omg I saw a fartun the other day, Man she's hott
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That moment in which one finds an opportunity to fart discreetly,
typically following a situation in which this would have been inappropriate to do so.
"My grandma never waits for a fartunity" :(
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The internal wealth of your flatulence.
His Fartune was mighty as he had eaten a hearty lunch of cabbage.