fauceting

Fauceting is the act of a female getting into a bath naked, spreading her legs open, and letting the bath water forcefully pour onto her vagina. She'll usually rest her feet on the sides of the tub while the water strongly brushes against her clit. It's also optional to roleplay in your head as she goes along, making the orgasm much more rewarding, pleasing, and seductive. It's highly recommended that she uses warm water, for cold water is much less pleasing. She wants a strong faucet. Soft faucets that don't release water with much force are bound to not give the proper orgasm. The orgasm lasts about 5 seconds, and afterward, is less pleasing if you decide to continue. You'll uncontrollably and lightly shiver, and it won't feel as pleasing. This is by far the best variation of female masturbation. It does not widen the vagina and it is a wonderful experience. The only requirements are no clothes, a bath, and a sexy imagination. ;)

Jessica: "Hey, I'm so sorry about your breakup. Are you doing alright?"
Sarah: "Oh, I discovered fauceting, so I don't need boyfriends anymore."

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Fauceting

When a person of feminine mystique gets naked, lays in the bath tub, presses her vagina up against the faucet of the tub, turns on, not only the water, but herself too, and has an orgasm.

"Kelly, How was the bath?"
"Good, I was fauceting for 35 minutes and have never felt anything like it before in my entire life. It was WONDERFUL."

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faucet

Where you jam that stick.

"Mark, can you jam your stick up my faucet?"

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Faucet

When you have diarrhea and it just comes out like a faucet

I hope my freinds didnt hear that, it was like a faucet.

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Faucet

Faucet is considered an exclusive noun to describe a tap fitting to control the flow of water. To use the word faucet other than to describe a tap fitting takes on a different meaning. In Australia the slang meaning is considered an obscenity. The Australian pronunciation is force/it which means an act of violence against a human or animal specifically sexual violence or abuse against children or animals, and also means to commit criminal acts.

The word faucet is only used to describe a tap fitting.

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faucet that

i'd faucet that - the same as tap that. but much, much better. more sophisticated.

she fine girl, mmm.
i would totally faucet that

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faucet

Blockchain related website that distributes cryptocurrency

Whoah, dude, that faucet site is awesome, I just click on it and it mines in the background, I mine monero but this damn faucet spews IOTA

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