Faulstick

The last name of a long line of mammoth warriors. Often known for slaying medieval gnome zombies. The present family is now the Pacific Northwest's official lawfirm for victims of bear and/or pony assaults.

Frank: Dude I was mauled by a bear riding a pony!

Mitch: That sucks. You should get hold of the Faulstick law firm. They'll help you out. And that's a bond Frank, a bond that sucks on the chocolately nipple of time.

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