Femailer

A female "mail man"

ME: "my mail man got fired for being a Pedophile now I got this new chick"

Friend: "Dude you got a femailer".

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Femail

An email that is sent from a female to other females due to it's "Ahh" factor. It's content can be cute, heartfelt or just overly soppy.

Debbie had a habit of sending around cute femails annoying all the gusy in the office.

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femail

the art of replying and acknowledging mails (even forwarded mails) only to female friends and ignoring males

Mr.Alex only femails.
This guy only femails, he does not email.

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femail

important missive from your spouse taking priority over all else

you've got femail; she wants you straight home after work...oh, and pick up some milk.

Bob can't join us tonite, he got femail...

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femail

Fake Email... can't live with it, can't live without it

That was some of the dirtiest femail I've ever had.

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femail

noun- underground communication system used by women to keep men perpetually searching for a way to figure them out. still purely hypothetical,although further study is needed.

every time i start thinking i know what it is that will make my girlfriend happy, i swear she goes onto her femail,sends out a bulletin,and leaves me further behind than i was before..

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Femail Man

The woman who delivers your mail

Dude! The femail man is here!