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Fenton

An Irish last name. Fentons are rare now but are just the greatest of people. They're hilarious people that care so much about other people. They are strong and independent. Don't mistake their kindness for weakness though because once you do they will get their revenge on you.
Very attractive people, typically tall with golden hair and gorgeous eyes. Love laughing and working hard for what they deserve.

"Hey, there's Fenton"
"Dude we should invite him to the party tonight!"
"He's already invited"
"Oh yeah of course! haha can't wait!"

"Aye she's cute"
"Yeah man but that's Fenton's sister!"
"That's awesome dude!"
"Yeah it is but be careful. Break her heart and we'll never see you again man"

by Khako October 20, 2014

39πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Fenton

The terrible, sinking, feeling you get when something you worked very hard on is suddenly irreparably changed for the worst by the inconsiderate action(s) of an individual or small group.

Situational:
1. You spend all day working on that last minute assignment and after having completed it and left the room only breifly discover your pet dog/cat/parrot/liger has destroyed the fruits of your labour. This is all made worse by them trying to, in their own simple way, tell you that everything is fine.

2. The free from corporate interests social network for hospitality exchange I spent 5 years participating in just got sold out to the tune of 7.6 million without myself or the vast majority of 3 million members being consulted.

Conversational:
Person 1. 'What is wrong with you? You look sad.'
Person 2. 'I just got dumped by my partner. Completley out of the blue. They are seeing somebody else already. I feel pure fenton.'

Person 1. 'This shit is making me mad and fenton. I don't know if I should scream or puke. Maybe I'll do both.'
Person 2. 'Calm down dear. Everything is ok.'
Person 1. 'Fuck off! You did this to me!'

Horribe person (probably some kind of evil nemisis, but not a very bright one).
'I fentoned them all so hard they will be crying for a year while I count my illicit money. Muhahahaha. Muahahahaha. Hahahaha. Muhahahaha.'

by Dissapointed Free Spirit September 2, 2011

196πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž


Fenton

A leader or most respected or feared of the gang

"Jordan is the fenton of the gang for sure"

by Dimarian March 30, 2017

14πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Fentonize

1) To banish someone from a community because they can not be trusted and appear to be working for those who wish that community harm. 2) To remove a saboteur from a group, or community. 3) to rid yourselves of a parasite

Am I going to be fentonized now, for what I have done?

by Shasta Heart August 27, 2014

11πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Fenton

The act of superior dominance in the guise of petulant inferiority...Similar to the rope-a-dope technique used to draw in Wanna be predators on the attack, only for the tables to turn in a demoralizing fashion...The art or War

"Mel didn't even see that shit coming B... He ran up on the kid and got his ass OD fentoned, he didnt know he had the strap on him, Backed Mel up and took HIS shit"

by Mandingo supreme May 25, 2019

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


fenton

A term used for someone who has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his fellows.

He's a fenton!

by Corpsurfer September 6, 2011

51πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


Fenton

a β€œFenton” is when a person changes the rules of a game or groupchat to defend his/her giant ego.

Person 1: Kieran is been such a Fenton right now
Person 2: tell me about it…

by ANTI_999 August 29, 2021

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž