Also known as "fairy herpes" or the "glitter disease". This is when you get doused in glitter, and since glitter spreads, and fast, it spreads like herpes, starting with someone you hug, or bump into and they spread it to someone else.
"my girlfriend laid in my bed, now I have ferpes."
I would totally make out with a really hot girl at the supermarket, unless she had ferpes.
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herpes contracted from a friend
Hey, aren't you going out with Rob?
No, we're just friends with benefits... at least we were until he gave me ferpes.
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an abbreviation for Final Exam Review Packet. Also relates to the action of completing/doing the Final Exam Review Packet.
"have a good weekend class and don't forget to FERP it!"
"FERP it baby!"
"Dude I was up all night FERPing it with my dad, im so sore!"
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noun: a person with little social life or popularity who hangs on to any shred of affection; also someone who smells bicycle seats.
Jill: I said "hi" to Jimmy once in the hallway the other day and now he won't leave me alone.
Donna: Wow. What a ferp.
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The disease one gets from wearing bowling shoes without socks.
Jamie developed a bad case of ferpes Saturday night when she threw caution to the wind. She carelessly neglected the needed barrier between her feet and the biological bedlam that was her size fives
i heard that your sister tried to blow the wolfman and all she got was a hair ball from his ferp
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