Ffxeygiex

A word used to generally refer to situations where you choke and almost die, but you weren't drinking or eating anything. It can be used as a noun, a verb, an interjection, really, it is rather diverse in the ways it can be used.

A: Ffxeygiex, FFXEYGIEX!
B: You okay?
A: Ffxeyg- ffx- agh, I'm okay- *cough* I'm okay.
B: It sounded like you were just ffxeygiexing.
A: Yeah, I was.