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The rarer yet superior spelling to the surname Fiddler and Fiedler. While it is originally of Anglo origins it has grown to transcend nationality, location, and time. A legend amongst men. Intelligent, attractive, strong, and compassionate. A Fidler is a genius and a natural born leader who's mere presence greatly improves the lives of people around them. While Fidler's have the power to conquer the world their natural benevolence precludes them from this action. However, if you are unfortunate enough to cross a Fidler you will be destroyed. Your fate will be instantaneous disintegration into ash. There is no mercy from a Fidler scorned. It is best to avoid such a fate.
If one comes into contact with a Fidler they must pay homage to the greatness they witness. Provide them with cash, support, and care for if you do there will be untold benefits.
1."I just became friends with a Fidler today. I have never felt more alive. I made a 100k just by being around him. He is a God among men"
2.Nick-"Where's Jeff, I haven't seen him in a while"
Anthony- "You didn't hear? He stole money from Fidler and was turned to dust"
Nick- "Damn, it must be true. There is no mercy for those who piss off Fidler"
3. Sara- "So I heard you started dating a Fidler"
Hailee- "yeah, he's the coolest, smartest, hottest, and compassionate guy I met!"
Sara- "I wish I could find a Fidler"
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1. A person who lies or has an uncontroble need to stretch the truth for no reason.
2. A person who thinks himself a legend in his own mind.
3. Someone who is never around when you need him, but around when you don't
1. Why are you telling fidlers. You broke the desk now I'm going to have to tell a fidler to cover it up.
2. That guy has a fidler attiude. Fidler thinking has no place in this office.
3. Where is fidler when you need him? Man I wish fidler would just leave
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boasting about things you never did. Exaggerating about accomplishments. grossly distorting the truth to make yourself look good
I survived 3 helicopter crashes without a scratch and that is not fidlering
verb. to apply self tanner in such an inconsistent manner that it appears you haven't bathed in months.
noun. the act of pulling a fidler
Did you see that goofy bastard's tan? It looks like he fidlered himself.
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A young boy who has a fettish for young children. He likes to keep them in his basment and fiddle them Daily
Ahh you know that boy
Oh yeah the kiddie fidler
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