Fifi Town

A British Pro Clubs team founded in January 2021 that competes as part of the Bills Boys organisation. They tend to have played a rigid 4-2-2-2 en route to multiple division titles with their most important player being the versatile and prolific club manager who has the ability and experience to play anywhere on the field. The team tends to struggle when he isn't on the pitch. The rest of the team is made up of an ANY who is extremely susceptible to conceding penalties and red cards, a dodgy midfielder who tends to spend most of the game up front (to be fair to the lad he chips in with important goals when it matters), five other average players who tend to fight over the spare striker position and then an otherwise useless tap-in merchant (assistant manager). The chemistry and togetherness of the team is questionable and the party can become pretty heated during matches. However, that is all part of the success of this great, well-managed club. Fifi Town play at the Estadio de Fiona and have a 97% win rate when playing at home.

Fuck, look who we're playing!!!!! It's Fifi Town, the best club in the fucking world. May as well quit the game now.