finan

To swing into climactic end-of-times orgasms when a minor weather event occurs, including but not limited to panicking a community with portents of floods, avalanches, and tsunamis when 2 drops of water hit the earth. Attributed to weatherman Mark Finan of KCRA news of Sacramento, California.

My mom went Finan and left 7 messages on my machine when she heard it was raining downtown.

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Finan

An extremely intelligent person, who uses their intelligence and willpower to outdo others with their brains and brawn. Finan is extremely attractive and known to have an extremely large penis. Finans are here for a good time and prefer to be the comedian in they're friend groups. Finan can be know to be lazy however and can sometimes be quite hard to deal with. However, finans will always care for the people around them and make specific connections with these people.

His name is finan

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Finan

Derives from the old Norse word Fijnan which roughly translated means: "fiddled by midget clowns"

1. A love child between Bryan Cowan and Bob Dylan.

2. A vending machine of immense information most of which is inaccurate

3. A festering lump brought on by the incorrect application of post-circumcision penile cream.

4. When a silver back gorilla picks up a bass guitar

"man 1: Argh! i just cut off my penis because i was told it would bring me great riches!
Man 2: Oh! somebody must have told you a Finan!"

While at the circus, a group of Finan usually make balloon animals and scare small children.

Whats that terrible noise? sounds like iv been rodgered by a Finan

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Finan

a girl who has blonde hair and is extremely pretty...

Britney Spears can be considered a Finan.

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Take a Finan

When you arrive somewhere and immediately head to the toilet to drop a "load".

Did that guy just punch in and take a finan?

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Finan-centric

Having a money oriented mentality

Donald Trump is considered to have a finan-centric mentality

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Finan

Finan is one in a kind. Not only does he have a peng body and massive cock and can even make girls cum, he also has an amazing personality. You can’t help but smile when he’s in the room. He is funny kind and lazy in a cute way. He is lovable like a puppy meeting his new family. His slight camp mannerisms adds to his alternative style. He is truly one of a kind.

I saw “Finan” today and he made me smile uncontrollably

“Finan” was the first MAN to make me cum, said the ladies