Euphemism for the penis, called such because it resembles a finger wearing a hat to one who has never seen said body part.
He pulls down his pants sensually. And out pops a finger with a hat.
The sexual act of inserting the three middle fingers into a vagina (or anus), through the underwear.
Mike's horny girlfriend asked him for a three fingered cotton top hat.
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The seal on a dairy carton that you pull off when opening
Made popular by Ethan (crankgameplays) on Unus Annus
Ethan: "Now you've gotta make sure you take off all the finger hats ... Take off all the finger hats of the cream"
Mark: "The what?"
Ethan: "The finger hats"
Mark: "The what?"
Ethan: "FINGER HATS"
When you and your lady are having a good date and things are normal, when she busts out some Bugles and puts one on the tip of your penis.
βBro my girl is so kinky! Last night we tried a New Jersey Finger Hat and it was amazing. She even ate it afterwards!β
Itβs simple, just a funny and different way to say fingernails.
Man, when I get home I really need to clip my finger hats