Fingers The Monkey

Fingers the Monkey was the first successful test held by the Dominican Republic to weaponize Monkeys. They added LSD and Heroine to the mother's bloodstream during the last few days before birth. thus Giving the baby monkey extremely chaotic behaviour, they then taught it through a reward system to attack all hands it saw, it was taught to jump onto the back of the hand, pry off the fingernails and then jam them into the backs of the targets knucklebones, the monkey would then eat off the fingers, leaving a thumb and fingernail covered hands. Thus giving him the name 'Fingers The Monkey'. After a containment breach in which Fingers escaped into the whiled after taking the fingers of five guards, he has not been located. and newspaper headlines would suggest he is now running around central ad northern America, taking the fingers of whoever he comes in contact with.

Jim: Hey man, look at this cool monkey on my hand."
Bil: Bro watch out, that's fucking Fingers the Monkey"
Jim: *screaming in pain as Fingers rips out fingernails and relocates them at his knuckles before eating his fingers."

Finger Monkey

1. An adorable monkey that is small enough to hug a human finger.

2. When you finger someone's asshole and come out with shit attached to your finger.

1. A finger monkey? I need to was my hands.

2. A finger monkey! Awesome!

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Finger monkey

When you finger a girl and beat your chest like a monkey.

Opt. Assert dominance by howling like a monkey.

Hey girl, be careful, I'll give you a wild night, but I can be a real finger monkey in bed.

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finger monkey

a miniature monkey small enough to wrap around your finger

Lauren wore her finger monkey out as a ring the other night.

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Finger Monkey

When you're fingering a butthole and get poop on your finger when you pull it out.

I thought I wiped good enough but when I fingered myself i ended up with a finger monkey!

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finger monkeys

What a two year old calls the marks on the surface of a CD or DVD that are made when they first learn how to load this technology into the player. These cheeky little sticky critters cause havoc with the music/film.

"Oh no! I've put finger monkeys on."

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Four Finger Monkey Grip

the act of using the index and middle finger of each hand inserted into your partners asshole and to spread it apart so you can easily insert your dick after haucking a large lugie into it.

last night i had to use the four finger monkey grip on sara to get my chubby in because she was so tight.

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