Finkel

Einhorn, as in the character in Ace Ventura, Pet Detective

Finkel is Einhorn, Finkel is Einhorn

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finkels

noun

Someone who is incredibly clumsy; a clumzie.
Said person may be a bit of an airhead and may also forget to think before speaking.

(After someone trips)... "Gosh, you're such a finkels!"
(After someone drops something)... "Why don't you just change your name to finkels, huh?!"
(After someone asks a really stupid question)... "That was soo finkels of you!"

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finkel

has an amazing little sister, and usually likes red-heads or girls who coincidently have big boobs. Ran for congress in 2002.

"Did you see that kid with the sexy red-head?"
"yeah, he has to be a Finkel to get that girl!"

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Finkel zone

alternative to friend zone

I've been in the friend zone so long I'm thinking of reclaiming it as my territory and naming it the finkel zone.

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Finkel Mackle

When you’ve been huffing too much shit gas and you can’t say “Fecal Matter” right.

Jonathan: I’m a retard and I love Finkel Mackle

max finkel

quite possibly the hottest kid at EA...

"...damn, finkel is hot."
" oh, i know."

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Hanging out with Howard Finkel

Jerking off

Brian: Oh yeah!
Shane: What are you doing, Brian?

Brian: I'm hanging out with Howard Finkel.