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A female that goes out with a man that is obviously gay to disguise his homosexuality.
Mike's girfriend is a such a fire blanket, because we all know he loves dick.
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when a guy pours gasoline all over his penis and lights it on fire. then the chick gives him a blowjob, so she's the fire blanket.
"Laura gave Sean a fire blanket the other day. it was hot"
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When a person lays toilet paper down in the toilet before taking a dump to mute the 'plop' sound.
Hayley laid down a fire blanket because she didn't want this guy to hear her shit on the first date.
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A statement that is allegedly so self-evidently true that it cannot be argued against, thus extinguishing any debate on the subject under discussion. It is often employed by those that don't understand the issues and don't wish to reveal that ignorance.
"I don't like all this new building in rural areas." "Well, you can't stop progress!" "That's a typical fire blanket statement, just what do you mean by progress?"
"I am against making ID Cards compulsory" "I don't see the problem, if you've nothing to hide, whats the harm?" "Stop using a fire blanket statement, its not about hiding anything, just personal privacy!"
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When Charizarding goes horribly wrong, one must use their last resort... A Testicular Fire blanket. This involves smothering the flames with ones testicles
Becky and I went Charizarding and it went horribly wrong... I had to resort to the Testicular Fire Blanket.
When someone shows so much as a flicker of excitement about something, the human fire blanket will smother it with a negative comment about how it probably won't work/ he's never liked such and such, etc.
Son: "Dad, I've been thinking about this for a long time, and I've decided to change career and start a landscape gardening business."
Dad, aka Human fire blanket: "There are already too many people doing that."
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