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When your penis is on fire cause you done a girl with STD's
Man I have firedick! I should'nt have done her my dick is on fire!
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It’s a volunteer fire/ems who is so full of themselves will literally use lighter fluid or some other flammable liquid to masterbate with. The will set fire to the liquid then proceeded to beat it out just to say they put out a fire that day.
Hey guys Daryl just bought some more zippo fluid probably going home to jack off. He’s such a FireDick.
Bluelighters. The people who will run you off the road to get to the burning building first only to stand around with their Firedick buddies, grab-assin each other, and just getting in the goddamn way of things once they get there.
Their not really detectives (dicks), rather dickheads with road rage who do more damage than good.
Did you see what Billy Bob did to my car? Ran me off the road enroute to a fire and I slammed into a mailbox just making way for this firedick to get through. The front end of my car is fucked and all they did was save the foundation of the building.
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The feeling you get when you jerkoff for to long and you start to chaif your shaft
Hey mom I think I have firedick
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