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Stacking Ben Wa balls in your ass horizontal instead of vertical.
I can't believe how much firewooding Paul pulled off. I mean, how much money did he spend on Ben Wa balls? He has an incredibly gaping anus
"I got the firewood if you got the fireplace."
"Hey you guys know where I can get some firewood around here, I got a few chimneys to smoke out."
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Uncommon slang word for Jews. Derived from the ovens used in the holocaust.
"Fucking firewood telling me what to do."
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The act of cutting up a large piece of timber into firewood with a chainsaw or drop saw.
Firewooding the trunk only took one hour.
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A young, petite, scantily clad female, usually seen walking down the street by your work or your local walmart. known by he older generation as a "spinner". These women can be usually be seen wearing clothes that would equate to an adult male's shirt sleeve. The name refers to the fact that when you take them home to fuck them, you literally split them up the middle, like firewood, because they're so skinny there isn't any room inside for your dick.
dustin: hey tuck, did you hook up with that skinny bitch the other night?
tuck: yeah, I took her little ass home and split it like firewood!
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Twighlight, the fiction novel about a stupid girl who falls in love with a vampire. She would rather die than not be with him.
Person 1: I wish stephanie meyer would write more twiglight books.
Person 2: Why??
Person 1: I'm running out of Firewood.
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fun to watch, it's used as sarcasm so it really means that it's gayer then shit to look at or watch or if a fucker is being gay as shit.
Oh my god, those faggots are being firewood.
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