First Law of Homodynamics

First Law of Homodynamics states that the total homosexuality of an isolated system is constant; homosexuality can be transformed from one form to another, but can be neither created nor destroyed.

Anon: Yo Broccoli, you are gay.
Broccoli: U
Anon: The First Law of Homodynamics says the total homosexuality of an isolated system is constant, so your constant gay.