The act of pissing oneself while farting.
Guy 1: Oh man, I got a crazy one coming.
Guy 2: Oh dude you're about to rip?
Guy 1: Nah never mind man I didn't want to fiss myself so I aborted it.
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The act of kissing while making fart sounds.
βStop fissing my belly, Kyleβ
βI giggle when you fiss meβ
The act of pissing and farting simultaneously.
Dude! You just fissed and it smells like shit in here now. (Conversation between two dudes at the urinal).
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A weak, barely audible fart of weak smell potency usually generated by petite women. Hard to detect because it is not accompanied by the moustache-hair-burning odor common to most recognizable farts. Low on Scoville Scale Heat Units, SHU's.
Karen, did you just fiss or was that a hiss coming from the jukebox?
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Bong, device for smoking pot
Erst mal schΓΆn lecker boba Fiss!
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