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Partaking in sexual activities with a twink or femboy while wearing aviators, usually with no emotion or using a cool voice.
"Do you want to go fjordglimping at the highschool reunion?"
113đź‘Ť 16đź‘Ž
The Arctic goon had always called to me a cold whisper at the back of my mind. I booked a trip to Norway chasing an experience that felt mythic: FjordGlimping, a ritual blending raw communion with nature and a transcendental gooning experience. The boat ride into the fjord was silent. The sun hovered below the horizon, painting the cliffs in hues of indigo and faint gold. I could feel the Arctic chill reaching my ass cheeks. The guide spoke of the fjord’s lore: sperm whales singing in the depths, and the beliefs of the land holding sacred memories of a primordial goon. “FjordGlimping,” she said “is about gooning to the ice letting it reveal the hidden.” In a secluded inlet surrounded by cliffs, we were left alone, our thoughts, and ourselves. The stillness magnified every sound my breath, the snow crunching under ass, and the rhythmic intensity of my ritual. I stared into the dark reflective water, feeling my soul ascend with each stroke. Memories surfaced childhood, fleeting joys. I saw it—a shard of glacial sperm, ancient and radiant encased in the ice. It glowed faintly, alive. Touching it, I felt clarity I had been chasing meaning in the wrong places. I found it in the simplicity of FjordGlimping. As I completed the ritual my offering a monumental release—froze into the fjord. Back on the boat I felt lighter. The Arctic hadn’t just been a destination. The fjord held a piece of me now, as I carried its icy truth. FjordGlimping isnt just a ritual—its the ultimate ascension.
I experienced FjordGlimping a few months ago with the bruzz and i will forever chase that feeling, knowing full well i can never feel such pleasure again.
In conclusion, FjordGlimping is an ascension beyond the human comprehension, you will experience a realm of 4 dimensional gooning beyond what we previously thought was possible. FjordGlimping is the one and only goal of life, and you will never feel the same after.
70đź‘Ť 4đź‘Ž
The act of agressively or impulsivly spreading yours or someone else's butcheeks
Kyyaaah!? What are you doing?
Fjordglimping you.
5đź‘Ť 7đź‘Ž
The sublime masturbation practice (Fjordglimping) involves poking a precisely 5 cm needle inside the tip of the penis, down to the root, then pulling the needle up and out of the penis. That process shall be repeated until climax.
This climax, if done correctly and performed for 66 hours, will transform and ascend your soul to the outer fraction of the galaxy.
This practice is described by many people (including myself) as ethereal, throbbingly transcendental, and gulpingly overwhelming.
Top critic, Matt Damon, who has perfected the practice masterfully, says that Fjordglimping is a "hand-crafted paradise."
other critics who also have perfected the practice:
1. The Rizzler
2. Lucas Ransborg
3. the creature
4. John pork (Rest in Peace)
5. Queen Elizabeth II (before her passing)
last week, i was Fjordglimping for over 66 hours. I definitly had a Sticky transcendence
The act of munting a historical figure or celebrity without break for days.
"Sorry I can't hang out I'm fjordglimping right now."
8đź‘Ť 3đź‘Ž
The highest plane of gooning imaginable.
Yo are you good? You look like you just saw god…
Yeah man I’m fine. I just spent the last 5 years training to reach the level of gooning called fjordglimping
108đź‘Ť 7đź‘Ž
Dictionary meaning:
the act of subtly dispersing one’s aura across a plane or barren void which has no aura receptacle.
Colloquial meaning:
A street fight or wrestling move in which one’s mental fjord is denied to them by means of hostile exorcising of their zygomatic bone
Dictionary:
I hear he improved his mental fortitude by fjordglimping
Colloquial:
Oh shit! I think that guy just got fjordglimped!
4đź‘Ť 1đź‘Ž