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"Flarfing" refers to the act of slurping out the contents of another's anal cavity, after it has been ejaculated and vomited into by some person(s).
A related subcategory, "flarfblasting" consists in expelling by means of flatulence the vomit and ejaculate contents of one's anus into the mouth of another (who could or could not be the person who deposited those contents), positioned directly behind the anus.
I last saw Charles flarfing a homeless man's herniated anus.
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Flarf: A quality of intentional or unintentional "flarfiness." A kind of corrosive, cute, or cloying, awfulness. Wrong. Un-P.C. Out of control. "Not okay."
Flarf (2): The work of a community of poets dedicated to exploration of "flarfiness." Heavy usage of Google search results in the creation of poems, plays, etc., though not exclusively Google-based. Community in the sense that one example leads to another's reply-is, in some part, contingent upon community interaction of this sort. Poems created, revised, changed by others, incorporated, plagiarized, etc., in semi-public.
Flarf (3) (verb): To bring out the inherent awfulness, etc., of some pre-existing text.
Flarfy: To be wrong, awkward, stumbling, semi-coherent, fucked-up, un-P.C. To take unexpected turns; to be jarring. Doing what one is "not supposed to do."
Mm-hmm
Yeah, mm-hmm, it's true
big birds make
big doo! I got fire inside
my "huppa"-chimp(TM)
gonna be agreessive, greasy aw yeah god
wanna DOOT! DOOT!
Pffffffffffffffffffffffffft! hey!
oooh yeah baby gonna shake & bake then take
AWWWWWL your monee, honee (tee hee)
uggah duggah buggah biggah buggah muggah
hey! hey! you stoopid Mick! get
off the paddy field and git
me some chocolate Quik
put a Q-tip in it and stir it up sick
pocka-mocka-chocka-locka-DING DONG
fuck! shit! piss! oh it's so sad that
syndrome what's it called tourette's
make me HAI-EE! shout out loud
Cuz I love thee. Thank you God, for listening!
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all of the non-bud trimmings of a marijuana plant used to make hash
"Dude I just finished harvesting and i have a massive bag of flarf to make hash with.
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The act of blowing air into your partners anus.
"I was out with this chick last night, we totally flarfed each other".
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flarf is the sound a bunny makes when it has gone down a slide for the thousandth time and it's at the bottom right and it just does not want to climb back up anymore.
"flarf"
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When a play fight with a guy or girl turns into sexual actions or sexual intercourse.
John: "Becky you know me and Jasmine were Flarffing last night?"
Becky: "For real? I didn't think that would happen between you guys!"
John: "Yep....it did! I Flarffed the fuck out of her!"
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Slang for Flying Dwarf as seen in the Critical Role EXU Episode 7: Beyond The Heart City
The Flarf leapt off the edge of the cliff to grab his companion and bring her back up
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