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What a person is called when they think they have an ass, but they clearly don't.
She doesn't have an ass, she is a flatbread.
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A fat girl who miraculosly has a flate chest.
Flat- her chest
Bread- her obesity making her feel "soft", like bread.
Man, that bitch you got is a flatbread, she's fat with no titties.
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A word an idiot who can't spell accidentally typed instead of 'Felt that'
"I'm failing school."
"Flatbread."
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Whether it makes cents or not, tells how low income you is.
By definition, it's way better than bread crumbs though not much self-rising as it oughta become.
Synonyms/Antonyms:
🍞LOAF High Stack💵; real bread
🍕SLICE A short share of your stock; dividend
🥯BAGEL Sex Money; dirty bands
🍔SLIDER - Large; heft; awesome person
🥪SANDWICH - unexpected pressure
🥐CROISSANT - Flakey; bigger bread crumbs; puff pastry; imitation
B: Hey Mac, since you love cheese, had you ever once gotten FlatBread before?
M: As the DaBaby said himself: ♪I tell them broke boy to shut up♪ -- But in mixed feelings, why still resume doing that same old, same old for nothing much than less, Bill?
B: Ah! Right! I get you! So I take it you never pull-up in the lanes of fast-food before, just the standard grocer. All day everyday
M: considering if it's well spent. $$
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When a girl got no ass, but you eat it out anyway.
Yo, that lady got some crusty flatbread, I think it's time to snack.
Some porn word I learned on reddit
Tiny Flatbread freestyled my mommy so hard last night bruh.
Verb
a type of roast that is requested by the roastee as a punishment for something they REALLY shouldn't have done.
Person 1: Hey, bro, can you flatbread me?
Person 2: Sure, why?
Person 1: I want my girlfriend to step on me.
Person 2: Ok, tak... You want your girlfriend to step on you? That's so disgusting, only someone as depraved as you would want something as gross as that.
Person 1: Fucking owie