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When one completes a Falkland Island Flickergooning session, which involves gooning whilst flicking the firefighter's cap of a man's penis while taking part in a tribal ritual around a campfire, one is taken back to the year 1982 at the beginning of the Falklands War.
Hey man, just finished Falkland Island Flickergooning. Really helped ease my stress; You know, it's final's week.
Dude, I'm gonna try that. Weed just doesn't hit the same.
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Edging for 68 days and 68 nights straight. On the 69th, attempt to goon as many times as you can in a 24-hour period. Gooning over 3 times summons the bomboclat dog. Under 3 times, and one will be stuck in a trance for the rest of their life until completing another 68 day/night cycle.
Hey did you hear John just finished Jamaican Flickergoon session.
Nah man, but that dude's badass
Edging for 10-12 months before gooning thrice in one 24 hour period.
Usually used to summon Amelia Airhart
I love bermudian flickergooning
A ritual to summon the ancient god of gooning and edging
I did a Aztec flickergoon
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Flickergooning is the act of gooning while rapidly flicking the tip of your penis, in a manner that combines the chakras of one's soul and distributes it solely to the penis. Ascending one's mind into the astral plane.
However, this is a dangerous technique as one's mind can be broken and never be returned to it's original state.
Bolt: "i can flickergoon freedom style while in the flow state with adrenaline aztec breathing for 8 hours straight"
Jack: "What the fuck"
Bolt: " Bro! flickergooning is rad bro!"
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edging for 5+ days, so that when you do actually cum your eyes flicker
I just spent 8 days gooning just for a 7 second flickergooning session.
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gooning after a 7 day edging streak (or more depending on what level gooner you are). its called flickergooning because when you finally coom your eyes start flickering from the extreme pleasure
He had edged for so long that he stating flickergooning while jerking off
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