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Flippy-Wonkers

Mid-West speak for Flip flops, Shower shoes, or Chanclas. In America TSA calls them Slippers, as in, “Excuse me Sir. Sir? Sir! Please put ya Slippers in the X-Ray machine.”

Correct usage, “Dad, my feet still fit my Flippy-Wonkers?!”

Incorrect usage, “Dad, have you seen my Flippy-Wonkers?”

by Dr. Elven Caulks September 3, 2021