The act of floking refers to the trading of a can of coke and a flake in return for manual stimulation and is in essence "light prostitution".
The most common form of floking is the trade of a 330ml can of coke and a 38g cadburys flake in exchange for a handjob.
I can't believe I got a sweet handjob just for some sweets!
Yeah floking is fucking awesome!
Underage Floking Rules!
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An ulterior definition for "Bloke", this describes a man or person of flokical or flokacious nature. It is commonly used before a contradictory negative comment relating to the nature/features of the subject person.
Tommy is a nice floke, but he is a bit chubby.
"She fell off the bed, it was a total floke."
Or
"I went home with her, but we were too drunk. I floked."
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Slang for Fuck, so you can say floke without getting introuble
What the Floke is that Bitch doing here, either you get her out of her soon or im gonna Floking Cock slap her.
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To laugh at something somebody said and realize that it isn't a joke.
Someone told me that they were voting for Donald Trump so I had to floke a little bit.
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fucked up whether by drugs or alchi... but unlike flished, this is a bad fucked up
V was so floked yesterday she couldnt even get up to get her phone that was ringing
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A person that needs to control a situation in a rediclious way
John, prepare yourself my parents a giant flokes they are going to know you from everywhere