floodwood

Floodwood, a small town in Minnesota where incest is best.

person 1: have you been to Floodwood bro?
person 2: what’s Floodwood?

Floodwood Pimp

A young cross country/track athlete who was born and raised in Floodwood and is notorious for stealing anyone’s girl. This man has more game than you could ever imagine and has the ability to make a girl squirt without using his hands.

Dude I gotta hide my girl. Word on the street is that the Floodwood Pimp is in town.