floored it

1. To have suddenly accelerated a motor vehicle, perhaps to evade police or armed pursuers. May be used as a substitution to "he burned rubber", "he put the pedal to the metal" or "he high-tailed it outta there."

2. A common cultural utterance used in lieu of a less common Greek proverb; "He who harvests the beets drinks first from the gourd." Often used to confuse nosy children who have heard others use the phrase "flirted" due to the similarity in phonology.

1. "The pigs saw that arm hangin' outta the trunk, man...he saw them turn on the blinkers and he floored it!"

2. "Why did you tip the waiter so much?"
"He was good and plus he totally flirted."
"What did you say, Mom?"
"I said he 'floored it', dear."
"Floored it? What does that mean?"
"He who harvests the beets...drinks first from the gourd."
"..."

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floor it

To hit the acceleration pedal (or, in the US, gas pedal) to such extremities that it is parallel to the floor of a car. i.e. Hit maximum speed as quickly as physically possible.

That fucker's getting away, FLOOR IT!

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Floor

The substance in which the floor is made of.

Hmm... yes... the floor here is made out of floor.

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floored

A term describing the state of being saturated in a particular emotion. To be stunned or overwhelmed in this particular emotion so substantially that it ties up a measurable amount of mental resources. Sometimes can result in fatigue until the vexing complex is resolved. Usually associated with a NEGATIVE emotion unless otherwise noted.

Metaphorically similar to being held down to the floor by a force great enough that it takes a good deal of time to escape.

"I was completely floored all day after speaking to my doctor."

"After I broke up with Jenny I felt floored for weeks."

"I'm completely floored right now, I have no idea what I'm going to do."

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floor

Something only men realize to be just a very low shelf.

"Dude, have you seen my underwear?"
"Try checking on the floor somewhere."

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Floor

Not the ceiling.

the floor is hard.

Floor

A beautiful Dutch name and such a beautiful girl. She's very kind, caring, warm, lovely, smart, stunning, gorgeous, funny, hot, beautiful, musical, honest and a true sweetheart. She has the best music taste ever and when she plays a song on her guitar and sings, you could listen to her for days. A great best friend to have and she always makes you smile. You always can talk to her when you're sad. God.. she's so beautiful, especially when she smiles. Her blue eyes always tell you a story. Everytime when you see her, you can't wait till the next time you see her again. You won't regret knowing her. She's an angel in real life. In the future, one lucky guy will marry you.

you better don't break Floor's heart

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