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floraphile

A person who enjoys have sexual intercourse with floral vegetation.

Example 1:

Chris' date stood him up and so he went home to relieve the sexual tension by engaging with floraphillia with a tree in his garden.

Example 2:

Julian: Sophus, what's your favourite type of floraphillia?
Sophus: Probably engaging with anal sex with my cactus, I'm a self-diagnosed floraphile.

by TheGreatWhiteBuffalo April 4, 2014

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Floraphile

A person who has sex/ or rapes flowers and other plants.

A: Why are you sad?
B: I don't hang out with my friend anymore.
A: Why not?
B: She raped my flower, she's a floraphile.

by DeadPigeon December 20, 2017

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floraphile

It is surprising how messed up the mind can be. Any way, the act of doing the "dirty deed" with a plant.

The only one in history, Robert Mclandononaff, 27, was caught and sentenced to death in 1990 for being a floraphile

by The man dan with a plan April 5, 2018