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This guy is the coolest dude you will ever come across in your entire life. He is going places and if you ever run in to him in Pretoria, Lima or even Bangkok he will make you laugh so hard that you won't be able to contain yourself. He may look like a random guy, but once you start a conversation with him you'll realize how awesome he is. You bette watch out this guy will conquer the world!
guy1: did you know that florent is the reason the expression "go with the flow" exists?
guy2: No way! By the way, have you seen flo? FLOOO?
guy1: I think he's on the other side of the planet, he's Super Dude, and he will conquer all!
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A guy who did shit and done did it good. Probably dead
Hi Florent
Florent, he is a very kind person, very helpful and very cool. But sometimes he can get on your nerves sometimes, he can call you some rude shit sometimes like bitch and pig and he is very stubborn. He says all this rude stuff to you even though he doesn’t really mean it, when he says all this hurtful stuff, it can be very mean but he has a heart too. His friends don’t understand him and he needs someone in his life. Just don’t let him push you away
Florent:your such a bitch and I hate you so much
Person: wow that’s mean but I know you don’t mean it
Florent:I’m sorry
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florent has the biggest dick in the world its even bigger than viktor's its over 45cm its just unbelieveable
Viktor's MOM: Omg i just got banged from big dick florent i wish my husband could fuck me like that
The singular most runty creature in the world that lives on the floor hence a (floor runt)
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A dirty lowlife German who pretends to be a Frenchman, but would always be the Kraut he is. Named after a 20th century “French” composer of German blood who cowardly surrendered and betrayed his own country.
Florenz: “I am ze French person, ja.”
Jean: “Get out of here, you Florent Schmitt!”
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The sexiest French singer alive. Plays Salieri in 'Mozart L'Opera Rock' and sings like a god.
- Who's the sexiest man alive?
- Hands down, it's Florent Mothe!
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