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A defunct social media platform. Users would write a text biography, provide a single image of themselves, their age and location, and hit the "flork" button to be presented with another user to message, one at a time, chosen completely at random. The network was extremely diverse in the people that used it, with seemingly all ages, locations, ethnicities, and so on, evenly represented. Correspondence was asynchronous and brought people together to talk about just about anything and everything.
I met a very cool woman on Flork. She was a completely different kind of person to the previous one and the one after them - in interests, age, culture, the lot! Flork is a truly unique social media experience.
Name for the device that affixes a little flag to a mailbox.
"You know those little flags on mailboxes? What do you think holds them on?" - Cliff from Cheers describing what a "flork" is during a game of scrabble.
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The act of listening to My Chemical Romance whilst speeding down a road
Inspiring by the trailer on YouTube for their new album "Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys" and the CAPTCHAs that appear in the comment box after you've posted too many comments. "Florking" was the word in the CAPTCHA box for the video and certain members of the MCRmy have given it this definition.
I would've gone into work today but I was busy florking on I-95 to "Na Na Na"!
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can be used anytime, anyplace, as anything, in times of "oh my i forgot the word" or "id rather not swear cause im cool like that so ill use flork".
Santa florked me over this year and gave me coal.
Can you buy me that bright green, pickle-shaped flork i saw in the window?
Id sooner flork Sleepy of the seven dwarfs than you.
I love it when you flork florkity flork flork. remember that day when it was so flork?
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The art of fliriting and working at the same time.
He did you see Sam and Chloe? They were florking while doing their project.
"Baby I was just studying with her!"
You're a lying bastard!I saw you two flork in the library."
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Someone who is extremely flamboyantly gay and enjoys being raped by other men. Enjoys spending their time bent over a chair as an Army Battalion repeatedly ravishes his ass hole. Anyone who can do the Great American Challenge in the ass without resistance.
Look at that flork-a-dork in the sparkle denim jacket, pink short shorts and roller skates!
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Alien-speak for the phrase “Fuck You”
Jack “Hey David”
David “What”
Jack “I what my pants”
David “Flork You!”