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Flying Turd

This is an aircraft, aka aircrap, that is a performance, maintenance and safety problem.

That old TB - 36 is a real flying turd, the only thing worst than trying to get it off the ground is trying to fly it!

by I, Wreckerrr November 30, 2020


the flying turd song

old song about turds. Substitute the name of your choice for ___.

The days were old
The nights were blue
As around the corner
The turd wagons flew
A bump was hit
Screams were heard
___ got hit by a flying turd!

by RatchetBoo August 5, 2003

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Turd Fly

(noun) Like the name suggests, turd fly refers to the flies that sit on feces. It's used to describe any person who is nasty, acts annoying, or is just a jerk in general.

Did you see that turd fly pull out in front of me?

by Star M January 9, 2009

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Flying Thunder Turd

The act of a male or female shitting so hard that it flies out the window at lightning speed, and hits a neigbor's window shattering it, then the person or people slip on the shitty floor hitting their heads on the granite counter as they go down.

" man, that flying thunder turd sure caused some shit for ol' mr. jenkins didn't it?

by dirty raoul April 13, 2010

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