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Fomosexuality

A state of arousal, desire and dread, brought on by the certainty that everyone else is enjoying more exciting, more frequent and more imaginative sex than you are.

One look from the Air France flight attendant and Albert's fomosexuality zoomed into high gear, such was the look in her eyes, the slightly disordered hair, her swollen lips, and the hushed thickness of her voice - he knew - knew! - that she had enjoyed a wildly sleepless night, had rolled out of bed just in time to make her flight, that the two men and one woman who had shared her bed were all sleeping in a state of satiation as thick and fragrant as the Cappuccino she was extending to his trembling hand as he muttered his barely-coherent 'Merci Giselle, ah, merci'.

by Monkey's Dad September 15, 2019

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fomosexual

Someone who is promiscuous due to a "Fear of Missing Out" on sexual activities.

You can get so and so to do anything in bed. She's a real fomosexual.

by chaingrabber March 21, 2017

115๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fomosexual

Fear of missing out on sex.

Timmy was excited Diana was coming over and being a fomosexual, he made sure to buy a condom.

by Octajohn November 11, 2017

25๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fomosexual

The term given to a person who suffers from FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out)

"Little Jimmy never misses a party, even when he's not in the mood, what a blatant FOMOsexual"

by Nicky T, self confessed FOMO June 20, 2009

69๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž


fomosexual

To act homosexual when you really aren't, usually to get attention.

Lindsey Lohan and Madonna have been fomosexual.

by Ryan W.S. October 14, 2008

54๐Ÿ‘ 110๐Ÿ‘Ž


fomosexual

a person who is sexually attracted (in most cases exclusively) to a certain female with a last name rhyming with Towman, but spelled with an F and more like the beginning of the above word. A common occurrence among GLOWers, CTYers, and MIT students.

That boy with the duck is a fomosexual.

by A.B. CTYer August 20, 2011

48๐Ÿ‘ 125๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fomosexual

A person or persons who suddenly show interest in you only after learning you are in a relationship

Stason is a real fomosexual

by J crizzy August 29, 2018

5๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž