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A Ford Courier is an incapable piece of shit that doesn’t produce enough torque to pull the butt plug out of a 90 year old woman.
Usually purchased but queer or homosexual males that wake up in the morning in a g-string thinking they have a 4 wheel drive but in reality a Getz would out perform it on the tracks.
A key ring turbo would produce more boost than the asthma pump under the bonnet. And the exhaust is so restrictive it sounds like a hybrid.
Usually get bogged in gravel car parks and nearly flex as much as a 4 ton piece of steel.
Did you see the 4 wheel drive Damo bought the other day!!
That’s not a 4wd that’s a Ford Courier!!
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Ford Couriers aren't the best cars but will out do a Patrol if you've done up the car the right way and some times earn the "Toyota recovery vehicle badge" they love the 32's and front lockers and a 2" lift kit, she'll be taking you anywhere.
"just got a front locker for the old Ford courier," "bet it still wont beat the Prado" next minute "HOW!!"
A Ford Courier is a beast off road if done up right.
did you see the old Ford Courier out do the prado?? well shes a bloody ripper mate might have get one
If the head blows it transforms into a steam train
Might need some oiling, as the gear box was a bit crunchy during the transformation
Lawrence has a ford courier and the head blew, unfortunately he was in self denial